Shady Santa

How is it that Santa is able to drop his load… of packages… and eat all the cookies--without being seen?

In Christmas holiday Cheer Tattletale Titter Tizzy Tale, author Stephen Cherokee Drury reveals the answer to that very question.

Drury uses sing-song rhymes and clever alliteration to weave his fast-paced passages. 
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The Crack Wise staff wants to read this to our friends while under the influence. How fun! We’re sure our version would be waaaaay more humorous!

P.S. We’re not so sure Mr. Stephen wasn’t hittin’ the bottle himself with a title like that. Right!?!?

via GIPHY

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