While we consider ourselves foodies—we know where and when to draw the line. We love bacon, but we have no desire to smell like it 24/7. Forget bacon perfume, lotion, lip gloss, cologne, etc… We’re not even into clothing proclaiming our love of any food.
But some are so obsessed, there are no boundaries. And the marketing gods that be know that.
If you know someone who loves the sausage—in particular, that of one Jimmy Dean, then make sure you wrap all their holiday gifts in Jimmy Dean paper that smells like sausage.
This is a bad idea.
First of all, we fear it’s going to smell like rank sausage. You know, the kind you encounter after last call.
Second of all, if you have a dog and you place your presents under the tree—your fur baby is going to tear open those packages because he/she thinks they’re getting to the good stuff—sausage!
Crack Wise suggests you keep your sausage game fresh, and keep it to yourself—unless you’re asked to share.
Haus of V is a creative collective that shares a similar mindset -- with a twist.