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10/16/2018

 
Can’t wait for the New Year to get here. Why? This:

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The iconic Aussie Firefighters calendar 2019 is on its way. All things Aussie firefighter has spread like a wildfire (yes, prepare yourselves for a lot of puns in this story), and now—they’re looking for international flavor.

Firemen from around the world will convene on the Gold Coast, Australia in April 2019 for the inaugural “International Firefighters Calendar.”

World peace (piece) of abs (or ass). We can support this.

“With the explosion of worldwide interest in the calendar, it only made sense for us to invite the hottest firefighters from around the globe… to be a part of the world’s very first International Firefighters Calendar,” said David Rogers, Director of the Australian Firefighters Calendar.

That means funds from calendar sales will now be donated to animal charities in those participating countries. Even better.

If this weren’t enough hotness for you, imagine Aussie firefighters and cute, adorable animals.

Firefighters and pussy cats. Yes, yes, yes!
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Firefighters and puppies. Look! It’s a threesome!
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Australian Firefighters Calendar (all versions of them) raise funds for Australia Zoo Wildlife Hospital, for Children’s Hospital Foundation in Queensland, and several other charities.

Hunks with hearts. Sigh…
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Let’s make an “us in the middle” sandwich. Delicious! Drool over some more pics on Facebook and Instagram.

FYI: many, many horrible pickup lines come to mind:

“There’s a 3 alarm fire in my pants. Not the kind that requires penicillin…”
“Nice hose. Want to put out my fire?”
“Can I slide down the pole?”

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