Whether you’re hosting a football viewing party and you want to set-it-off, or you just want to gift your favorite sports fan with a bouquet of gridiron love, flower arrangements from Sporticulture gives everything a little flair.
Let’s say your person is a fan of Alabama’s Crimson Tide. They’ll receive a red chrysanthemum. Perhaps you dig the Denver Broncos. You’ll receive a bouquet of purple and yellow pansies.
We’re afraid of what we’ll get for the Cleveland Browns. Do they send dead flowers?
Anywho, Sporticulture comes with easy care instructions; is available in team colors; and is officially licensed by the NFL (cuz you know there’s no way someone’s going to profit unless they do).
Reasons Crack Wise thinks you should send your man flowers:
Maybe he’ll do the dishes… once this century
He’ll brag on you to all his friends, and they’ll ridicule him
These would look nice in his man cave, next to the empty Hot Pockets boxes
It’ll give him something else to kill besides you sex life
Haus of V is a creative collective that shares a similar mindset -- with a twist.