Vanity. It’s the bane of our existence. Thanks to social media, even the most confident of folk can feel insecure about their appearance thanks to rampant faking via filters. Men are not immune to such insecurities. Even though every survey we’ve read shows that women are down with “dad bods”, apparently men aren’t feeling the love. Many middle-aged men are getting the “Daddy Do-Over” so they look good while at work or on the beach. Some of the most popular procedures according to Dr. Daria Hannah of Nova Surgicare include: Chiseled Chins: One of the biggest requests from male patients that can be achieved by strategically placing filler along the jawline and in the chin area with little to no downtime Neck Tie Tuck: A NEW procedure that tightens that pesky extra skin and/or fat that hangs over the shirt collar with two small incisions Botox for Business Men: More and more men are getting Botox and other injectables for its many benefits such as its ability to decrease migraines and excessive sweating Some men are going for broke, maybe literally, with more invasive procedures like lipo on the chest, abs and flanks. Crack Wise-dom: Things men should be doing over in middle age Re-evaluate why they slept with that skank Tina, Lindsey, Faith, etc… Nevermind. You were lonely and randy… Learning how to wash their own damn clothes. There are videos on YouTube if you’re really that ignorant. Stop eating large amounts of fast foods. Your colon is getting it’s revenge and it won’t stop. Comments are closed.
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