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I don't know what the purpose of these soup cans are on the stairs. I'm thinking maybe we're going off the grid, and my husband is making a soup can phone. Or maybe, he can't remember where the trash can is. I'm going with that option. Shame Nation Citizen
That's a lovely pair of undies you have. But why are they on the end table? Were you butt-buffing the table? Dragging your bare ass across the floor? I really don't understand why a random pair of underwear is on the table under any circumstance. SHOW THE RECIEPTS ON YOUR FAVORITE SLOBS: [email protected]
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There's a lot going on here. Tools. Boxes. Prescriptions. I've seen this on Dateline NBC. Or documentaries about serial killers. So, I might be living with Ted Bundy, or a slob. At least all this crap is in one area. An area that happens to be the pathway to the kitchen.
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My husband needed some extra strength cream for his dry hands. I gave this to him. But why is he keeping his cream on the kitchen table? Is it for his hands, or is this a strange condiment that I've not heard of?
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I want to praise the person who felt so kind as to try to find this glove's partner. But I'm just getting some creepy OJ vibes. Wouldn't you just leave the glove on the ground and assume it was used in a crime, and then run while you still could?
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While I'm the first violator for leaving my DVD in the player, my hubs could've put the DVD back in the case. That it's sitting on. Maybe he was telling me I'm the slob? No. We know the true offender here. Right?
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As an experiment, I left this mail where I found it-- just to see how long it would take for anyone else in the household to pick it up. It sat here. For days. Until I picked it up. As usual.
Shame Nation Citizen
Is there a special prize for collecting these Breathe Right backings? Perhaps this wrench? Which I don't understand why it's in the bedroom. Unless my man needed to loosen a nut of some sort...
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When people say they lose their Chapstick, it's because they apparently run away from their owners. Not that their owners place them in places they don't belong-- like on a bedpost. SMH.
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It's hard to tell, but this is on an end table in the living room. Multiple slobbery. #1 Why this towel? #2 WTH is that even? #3 A random sock. Is my husband on some kind of personal scavenger hunt?
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This is the closet in the foyer. I know when my husband has been in said closet because he can never fully shut a door. Never. Or he's hiding in there? Which I doubt because he was out, meaning not home at the time of discovery.
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