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There's a lot going on here. Tools. Boxes. Prescriptions. I've seen this on Dateline NBC. Or documentaries about serial killers. So, I might be living with Ted Bundy, or a slob. At least all this crap is in one area. An area that happens to be the pathway to the kitchen.
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My husband left these water bottle caps by the coffee maker. Does he want me to wash them? Is he saving these as nipple covers? Or is he most likely too lazy to take the 5 steps to the trash can to throw these away? Or maybe a fairy needs to sip some water and these are for her. Sigh.
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My husband needed some extra strength cream for his dry hands. I gave this to him. But why is he keeping his cream on the kitchen table? Is it for his hands, or is this a strange condiment that I've not heard of?
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I want to praise the person who felt so kind as to try to find this glove's partner. But I'm just getting some creepy OJ vibes. Wouldn't you just leave the glove on the ground and assume it was used in a crime, and then run while you still could?
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