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Calling-out the slobbery of your spouse, family, friends, co-workers...
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Shame Nation Citizen
There's a lot going on here. Tools. Boxes. Prescriptions. I've seen this on Dateline NBC. Or documentaries about serial killers. So, I might be living with Ted Bundy, or a slob. At least all this crap is in one area. An area that happens to be the pathway to the kitchen.
Shame Nation Citizen
My husband needed some extra strength cream for his dry hands. I gave this to him. But why is he keeping his cream on the kitchen table? Is it for his hands, or is this a strange condiment that I've not heard of?
Shame Nation Citizen
I want to praise the person who felt so kind as to try to find this glove's partner. But I'm just getting some creepy OJ vibes. Wouldn't you just leave the glove on the ground and assume it was used in a crime, and then run while you still could?
Shame Nation Citizen
My husband walked by this coffee filter several times, but is apparently blind. Or waiting for me to pick it up, which I did. But maybe I'm jumping to conclusions. Perhaps this filter was trying to escape its fate and was on its way out the door when I caught it. Or, my husband is a slob. Or hanging with a Mennonite.
Shame Nation Citizen
While I'm the first violator for leaving my DVD in the player, my hubs could've put the DVD back in the case. That it's sitting on. Maybe he was telling me I'm the slob? No. We know the true offender here. Right?
Shame Nation Citizen
It's hard to tell, but this is on an end table in the living room. Multiple slobbery. #1 Why this towel? #2 WTH is that even? #3 A random sock. Is my husband on some kind of personal scavenger hunt?
Shame Nation Citizen
This is the closet in the foyer. I know when my husband has been in said closet because he can never fully shut a door. Never. Or he's hiding in there? Which I doubt because he was out, meaning not home at the time of discovery.
Shame Nation Citizen
This is the kitchen. We have a lovely breakfast nook that's been sullied by this rogue pair of men's underwear. Why!?!? Are crotch biscuits on the menu? I don't even want to think about the gravy...
Shame Nation Citizen
These are the stairs to the upstairs. This is not the kitchen. Why are these empty soup cans on the stairs? The trash is in the kitchen. Or is this some kind of primitive alarm system?
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