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Bump & Grind

10/30/2019

The methods you may use to get out of a ticket may not (won't) work if you're under arrest. That's a lesson this week's O.D.F. learned the hard way...

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Crack Wise Editor-in-Chief Kathy Vogel calls-out the dumbasses of the world.

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