Dead people don't breathe, right?
Maybe a tickle test would help. Yes, creepy, but...
The things people do for a good time...
Hey, baby... I'm charged up and ready to go.
Let's have a smashing good time! Right, ODF?
Smash your own stuff, mmkay?
We can't say it enough-- washing your hands is damned good hygiene! Just be mindful of your choice of soap...
Smooth move, queso...
Crack Wise Editor-in-Chief Kathy Vogel calls-out the dumbasses of the world.