Lemme take a selfie... and then it went downhill...
That's not Grrrrreat!
Wrong Tiger. But he was probably into that...
Online shopping is so convenient. Perhaps a bit of inconvenience might've been helpful here...
So... no return policy?
Oh, if we only had a tanker full of wine to call our own...
It was fun while it lasted...
While some feel that slamming an ex may be all fun and stuff, you really should think twice about taking that hate public...
Wonder what his cellmate smells like?
Oh, the dreaded urine sample. It's only dreaded if you have something to hide. This ODF's got a big surprise after his recent testing...
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Crack Wise Editor-in-Chief Kathy Vogel calls-out the dumbasses of the world.