We get it. You love your fur baby. We do, too. But this is taking things hilariously too far...
Hey. Chicks dig dogs and tattoos, so...
Driving is like going into battle. Unfortunately for this week's ODF, driving is not something he should've been doing...
This week's ODF told a fib, and that caused a big ol' mess. Take a listen. Raise a glass to yourself for your awesomeness-- because you would never do this...
It's like a magician pulling items out of a hat, but way more disturbing. What are we referencing? This week's ODF, of course!
Honesty is a good quality to possess. But being honest doesn't mean you can't still get in trouble with the law. Just ask this week's ODF. Take a listen, and celebrate your intelligence!
You can only be charged with DUI if you're drunk and driving a car, right? Not so fast, ODF...
This week's ODF obviously believes that any orifice might make for a good storage unit. (P.S. Bad idea...)
The methods you may use to get out of a ticket may not (won't) work if you're under arrest. That's a lesson this week's O.D.F. learned the hard way...
Not being honest with law enforcement will only make things worse. But that still doesn't stop idiots from being true to form...
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