Some people don't deserve to have pets...
Maybe the cat will get revenge on her. We can dream...
The dumb things kids do...
Keep the sharp objects away from him...
Everyone hates shoveling snow. But this is not the way to go about business...
Someone smack him on the back of the neck!
When you're fleeing the scene, there's no time for anything. No. Time.
He's probably going to get a repeat performance in prison. But not as pleasurable...
You gotta stand by your principles... even if they're lame.
But the issue is still unresolved, no? Sigh.
Dead people don't breathe, right?
Maybe a tickle test would help. Yes, creepy, but...
The things people do for a good time...
Hey, baby... I'm charged up and ready to go.
Let's have a smashing good time! Right, ODF?
Smash your own stuff, mmkay?
We can't say it enough-- washing your hands is damned good hygiene! Just be mindful of your choice of soap...
Smooth move, queso...
Crack Wise Editor-in-Chief Kathy Vogel calls-out the dumbasses of the world.