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Mom-ing evolves over the years...
"I now say things like 'you have to wear underwear to school.'" --Real Mom
Wearing clothing is burdensome...
When your it'll-do-for-now explanation makes things more interesting...
"I was telling my son to get his hand out of his pants or "it" would fall off. He got quiet for a minute and runs into his sister's room and says... 'Hey, Sissy, I know why you don't have a pee pee anymore!'" -- Real Mom
Sigh...
There's nothing like the love you receive from your child. That brutal, honest, love...
"My son once told me, 'I like that you are so jiggly, but fat people can't be pretty.'" -- Real Mom
Speechless...
When they're quiet, something's up...
"My son was upstairs being quiet. When I went to investigate, he was in his new kitty's litter box, seated, in his footie pajamas treating it like a sandbox. Throwing the dirty litter out." -- Real Mom
Perhaps it was a bit of role playing... Ugh...
Kids will walk down the 'curious trail' without care...
"I find that I say things like. 'Don't lick the cat' and 'Pencils do not belong in belly buttons' more than I should." -- Real Mom
If the pencil fits, you must... oh, never mind...
Putting things where they don't belong. Isn't that soooo kid?
"Why is there a hot dog in the VCR?" -- Real Mom
We think a PB & jelly sandwich would fit better...
Oh, kids. They're brutally honest. And some are like little standup comedians...
"My mom was watching my 3-year-old son. She had just climbed a flight of stairs and was breathing a little hard. My son said 'Nini is huffing like Thomas the Train!'" -- Real Mom
Considering parenting and grandparenting can feel like you've been run over by a train...
While every kid has their quirks, this one, well...
"My son sticks his face in my and my mom's ass all the time (clothed of course). But he likes to sniff butts.... and it is odd always saying 'get out of my butt' to my kid!" -- Real Mom
Uhmmmm.... We weren't expecting that...
Lots of things sound like a good idea to a kid. Poor moms...
"I remember the day that the words "we don't eat gum out of the trash can!" came out of my mouth... I felt like a little part of me died." -- Real Mom
But that gum was still good, no?
Newsymom.com evolved from an idea of a mom on maternity leave to a powerhouse in the local news and information industry that is fueled by a mission to inform, educate and entertain mothers from all walks of life. Newsymom.com is a group of moms with diverse backgrounds and parenting approaches which thrives on learning from each other.
Sometimes you make up a story. And sometimes that story comes back to burn you. Such is the life of momma...
"I used to tell my daughter that tampons were ear plugs....until she came out wearing said earplug"... -- Real Mom
I mean, no one said a tampon couldn't be earplugs...
Newsymom.com evolved from an idea of a mom on maternity leave to a powerhouse in the local news and information industry that is fueled by a mission to inform, educate and entertain mothers from all walks of life. Newsymom.com is a group of moms with diverse backgrounds and parenting approaches which thrives on learning from each other.
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