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They're lucky the even eat...
"Smores for dinner are healthy right?" -- Real Mom
Chocolate is an antioxidant; graham crackers are fiber; and marshmallows, well...
Sometimes your ears/eyes betray you...
"I know that they did not just.... " -- Real Mom
But 99.99999999% of the time your ears/eyes did not betray you. Sigh...
A moment you'll live a hundred times: your kid will say something so damned funny, but you can't let them see you giggle, because... Game. Over.
"My son is two and was being a sass mouth. I told him that I was going to whip his butt. He looked at me and cocked his head to the side and said 'you better pack a lunch'. I had him go to his room so he would not see me laugh."
-- Real Mom
Round 45:
Kid w/a TKO
It's not really legal to put kids on a leash, right?
"OMG I can only control myself!" -- Real Mom
Now would be a good time to do those deep breathing exercises...
There are moments of pride... in one's momself...
"You're so pretty. I'm glad I made you." -- Real Mom
Of course she takes after you...
Well this is less-than-comfortable...
"Get your face out of my butt!" -- Real Mom
Yeah... we got nothin' here...
Sometimes you need to channel your inner Buddha...
"Is this going to matter to me in a year?" -- Real Mom
Probably not. You just need to get through the next 365 days...
It's a sentiment we can all relate to...
"Are you kidding me?" -- Real Mom
Kids do some amazing things, don't they?
You can't fight every day. No, seriously...
"Pick my battle, pick my battle, pick my battle!" -- Real Mom
You want to win the war, Momma!
"Lippy" or "mouthy" is just a phase, right?
"I am not going to survive her attitude!" -- Real Mom
We're pretty sure she got that 'tude from her father, right? #BlameDad
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