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Not As I Do

2/4/2021

 
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"Life is real simple. Just like me." -- Farrah. Foolosopher.

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    Crack Wise millennials (aka: Cracklennials) don't have time for foolishness (like, Farrah). We break the mold. We are the wise ones of our generation. We speak the #truth. Too bad if it hurts. Have your mommy kiss it and make it better... 

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