Candy! November 4th is National Candy Day! Kathy & Conley will help you celebrate, and steer you away from the gross candy. Because it does exist! #sweet Drink Recipe of the Week:Ingredients: 2 oz. rum of choice 5 1/2 oz. maple syrup 6 drops chocolate bitters Garnish: one Tootsie Roll What to do: Stir all ingredients with ice and strain into chilled glass. Garnish with Tootsie Roll. Drank! Conley's Next Live Show:Today is National Chicken Wing Day! Do you know how the day got started? Do you know how to celebrate? That's what we're here for... and more. The "more" stuff comes from Conley. Drink Recipe of the Week: BeergaritaIngredients: 3 tablespoons (1 ½ ounces) tequila blanco or reposado* 2 tablespoons (1 ounce) Cointreau 2 tablespoons (1 ounce) fresh lime juice ½ cup (4 ounces) chilled beer (lager for classic taste, hoppy IPA with citrus notes for something more interesting) Ice, to serve Garnish: lime wheel Optional: kosher salt for salt rim What to do: Optional: Cut a notch in a lime wedge, then run the lime around the rim of a glass. Dip the edge of the rim into a plate of flaky sea salt or Margarita salt. Add tequila, Cointreau and lime juice to the serving glass and stir to combine. Add ice and pour beer over top. Garnish with a lime wheel. Cheers! Conley's Next Live Show:What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Aug. 5th & 6th | 7:20 & 9:20 pm showtimes Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club | 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH Call 330-923-4700 for showtimes and reservations. July 15th is National Give Something Away Day. If we're honest, we have a lot of stuff that we don't need, but someone else could use. But, Conley warns, there are some things you shouldn't give away. Drink Recipe of the Week: Kiss On the LipsIngredients: 1 cup frozen mango chunks 1 1/2 ounces Malibu Rum OR flavored vodka 1 1/2 ounces peach schnapps 1 tablespoon grenadine, or to taste Maraschino cherries and pineapple, optional for garnishing What to do: To the canister of a blender, add the mango, rum or vodka, peach schnapps, and blend on high-speed to incorporate. If desired, add more mango (or ice) for a thicker consistency. Pour into a glass, drizzle with grenadine to taste, stir in the grenadine if desired or just let gravity do the work, optionally garnish with maraschino cherries and pineapple. Guzzle immediately. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Aug. 5th & 6th | 7:20 & 9:20 pm showtimes Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club | 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH Call 330-923-4700 for showtimes and reservations. It's World UFO Day! Whether you believe in aliens or not, why not celebrate! (It's an excuse to get a little cray cray.) Plus, Conley will get you ready for any potential close encounter... Drink Recipe of the Week: Space Gin SmashIngredients: 6 Mint leaves Lemon 2 Seedless green grapes Green apple 33/100 oz Simple syrup 1 1/4 oz Tanqueray gin Garnish: apple slice fan Garnish: mint sprig Garnish: green grape What to do: In a shaker, muddle the mint, lemon, grapes, apple, and simple syrup. Add the gin and fill with ice. Shake, and strain into a rocks glass filled with fresh cracked ice. Garnish with an apple fan, a mint sprig, and a grape. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Comedy with the Cops XVIII When: Sat. June 25th | 8:00 pm Where: Fraternal Order of Police Akron Lodge 7 | 2610 Ley Dr, Akron, Ohio Crazy as it sounds ... it's COMEDY WITH THE COPS - 18! The Akron FOP Auxiliary #1 once again helps brings the laughs to Ley Drive. SATURDAY, JUNE 25TH, 8PM ... the Four Horsemen of Northeast Ohio Comedy will ride in to the pavilion of the FOP #7 Lodge for a memorable night of shenanigating and general hell-raising fun. Bil Benden, Jeff Blanchard, and Charlie are slated to join me - along with our host, WNIR's Tom Cullison. It will mark the first time CWTC history that all four Horsemen will be able to do the show together. Tickets are just $15... Not a misprint... $15 for ALL FOUR HORSEMEN. Any one of of my very talented friends ALONE is worth TWICE that ticket price. Details on ticket availability will be posted very soon. All money raised will go to LOCAL Akron Charities supported by the Auxiliary. Dad seems to get the shaft when it comes to his day. Seriously. Without his shaft, we wouldn't be here. We've got some great ideas on how to celebrate your Pops. Just don't anger him, if you can. Right, Conley? Drink Recipe of the Week: Papa Bear Whiskey CocktailIngredients: 1.25 oz Jack Daniel's Single Barrel Select (or a non-sweet bourbon) 1/3 oz Aperol 1 oz Grapefruit Juice 1/2 oz Lemon Juice 1/2 oz Honey Syrup 1:1 ratio of honey and water 1/2 oz Ginger Beer 1 Garnish with Grapefruit Slice What to do: In a shaker, add your ice, Whiskey, Aperol, Grapefruit, lemon, honey syrup and give this a good shake. Strain over fresh ice in a collins glass and top up with ginger beer. Garnish with Grapefruit slice. Cheers! Conley's Next Live Show:What: Comedy with the Cops XVIII When: Sat. June 25th | 8:00 pm Where: Fraternal Order of Police Akron Lodge 7 | 2610 Ley Dr, Akron, Ohio Crazy as it sounds ... it's COMEDY WITH THE COPS - 18! The Akron FOP Auxiliary #1 once again helps brings the laughs to Ley Drive. SATURDAY, JUNE 25TH, 8PM ... the Four Horsemen of Northeast Ohio Comedy will ride in to the pavilion of the FOP #7 Lodge for a memorable night of shenanigating and general hell-raising fun. Bil Benden, Jeff Blanchard, and Charlie are slated to join me - along with our host, WNIR's Tom Cullison. It will mark the first time CWTC history that all four Horsemen will be able to do the show together. Tickets are just $15... Not a misprint... $15 for ALL FOUR HORSEMEN. Any one of of my very talented friends ALONE is worth TWICE that ticket price. Details on ticket availability will be posted very soon. All money raised will go to LOCAL Akron Charities supported by the Auxiliary. Time for some real talk. You need to expand your mind and understand that an STI can strike other than the usual places. We know. Ick. We're here to help. And so is Conley. Kind of... Drink Recipe of the Week: Crash & BurnIngredients: 3 oz Pineapple Juice, divided 3 oz Orange Juice, divided ½ oz Rum, 151 (any brand of 151 rum) ½ oz Triple Sec 1 oz Amaretto 1 oz Light Rum 1 oz Blackberry Brandy ½ oz Maraschino Cherry Juice Ice What to do: Fill a tall cocktail glass halfway with ice. In a cocktail shaker combine, 151 Rum, Triple Sec, Amaretto, Light Rum, Blackberry Brandy, Maraschino Cherry Juice, 2 ounces of Pineapple Juice, 2 ounces of Orange Juice; shake 10 times. Pour cocktail over ice in a tall glass. Pour remaining Pineapple and Orange juices over the drink; do not stir. Garnish with Maraschino Cherries and a Pineapple wedge. Drink immediately! Conley's Next Live Show:What: Comedy with the Cops XVIII When: Sat. June 25th | 8:00 pm Where: Fraternal Order of Police Akron Lodge 7 | 2610 Ley Dr, Akron, Ohio Crazy as it sounds ... it's COMEDY WITH THE COPS - 18! The Akron FOP Auxiliary #1 once again helps brings the laughs to Ley Drive. SATURDAY, JUNE 25TH, 8PM ... the Four Horsemen of Northeast Ohio Comedy will ride in to the pavilion of the FOP #7 Lodge for a memorable night of shenanigating and general hell-raising fun. Bil Benden, Jeff Blanchard, and Charlie are slated to join me - along with our host, WNIR's Tom Cullison. It will mark the first time CWTC history that all four Horsemen will be able to do the show together. Tickets are just $15... Not a misprint... $15 for ALL FOUR HORSEMEN. Any one of of my very talented friends ALONE is worth TWICE that ticket price. Details on ticket availability will be posted very soon. All money raised will go to LOCAL Akron Charities supported by the Auxiliary. Tis the season for allergies. The stuffy nose is not appreciated. There are many reasons besides allergies for a stuffy nose. But there are some other things that could be causing your beak-blockage. Meanwhile, Conley shares why a stuffy nose may be a blessing in disguise. Drink Recipe of the Week: Broken NoseIngredients: 1 1/2 oz of Advocaat Liqueur 1 oz of Gold Tequila 2 oz of grenadine syrup Lemonade What to do: Pour the tequila and grenadine into a highball glass. Add Advocaat, but don't mix properly. Dilute to desired strength with lemonade, and serve. Delish! Conley's Next Live Show:What: Comedy with the Cops XVIII - "The Do-Over" When: Sat. June 25th | 8:00 pm Where: Fraternal Order of Police Akron Lodge 7 | 2610 Ley Dr, Akron, Ohio Crazy as it sounds ... it's COMEDY WITH THE COPS - 18! The Akron FOP Auxiliary #1 once again helps brings the laughs to Ley Drive. SATURDAY, JUNE 25TH, 8PM ... the Four Horsemen of Northeast Ohio Comedy will ride in to the pavilion of the FOP #7 Lodge for a memorable night of shenanigating and general hell-raising fun. Bil Benden, Jeff Blanchard, and Charlie are slated to join me - along with our host, WNIR's Tom Cullison. It will mark the first time CWTC history that all four Horsemen will be able to do the show together. Tickets are just $15... Not a misprint... $15 for ALL FOUR HORSEMEN. Any one of of my very talented friends ALONE is worth TWICE that ticket price. Details on ticket availability will be posted very soon. All money raised will go to LOCAL Akron Charities supported by the Auxiliary. It happens. Snoring. And it can be annoying if you share your bed with someone else. We offer ways to help. And the Conley takes over... Drink Recipe of the Week: The Nutty IrishmanIngredients: 3/4 ounce hazelnut liqueur 3/4 ounce Irish cream liqueur What to do: Gather the ingredients. Pour the hazelnut liqueur into a glass. Float the Irish cream on top by slowly pouring it over the back of a spoon. Serve and enjoy. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Dec. 27, 28 & 30 | various showtimes Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club | 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH Call 330-923-4700 for showtimes and reservations. We're living in a texting world. And that means it's hard to interpret emotions sometimes. We'll keep you in-the-know. And then Conley takes over... Drink Recipe of the Week: FlirtiniIngredients: 1 oz Vodka 2 oz Champagne 2 oz Pineapple Juice 1 cup crushed ice What to do: Fill a cocktail shaker with crushed ice until 2/3 full. Pour vodka and pineapple juice over ice, screw the cap on and shake for 30-40 seconds. Strain and pour chilled vodka and pineapple mix into chilled Champagne glass. Top with Champagne. Then put your pinkie up and drink! Conley's Next Live Show:What: 6th Annual Brew HaHa Benefitting GiGi's Playhouse When: Friday, Oct. 15th | 8:00 pm Where: Tenk West Bank | 2111 Center St, Cleveland, OH Celebrate Down syndrome acceptance this October and join us for local craft beer, wine and fabulous food while laughing with your friends. Mike Conley will be performing. Get tickets HERE. What: Moving Ahead Together, An Evening of Hope and Laughter When: Friday, Oct. 22nd | 6:00 pm Where: Guy's Party Center | 500 E Waterloo Rd, Akron, OH Mike Conley emcees the event that benefits mental health support for all first responders. We could all step-up our compliment game. We've got some sure winners. Conley is in charge of the sure losers... and his "dingy ding". Drink Recipe of The Week: Lucky #8Ingredients: 1.5 oz. Sour mix 1.25 oz. Captain Morgan spiced rum 0.5 oz. Blue Curaçao What to Do: Gather all the liquids in an ice-filled mixing glass, and shake it thoroughly. Grab a few rocks glasses and strain the mixture in them. Garnish it with an orange peel in a spiral shape or a lemon wedge. Then, enjoy. A lot. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Mike Conley Headlines @Rubber City Comedy Fest When: Wed. May 5th | 8:00 pm Where: Funny Stop Comedy Club| 1757 State Rd, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223 The legendary Mike Conley headlines Night #1 of the Rubber City Comedy Fest. The Godfather of Akron Comedy with over 25-years of experience can be heard Friday mornings with host Ike on "Z Country" 99.9 WTUZ. Tickets available at www.rubbercitycomedyfestival.com |
AboutMike Conley is a rum (or Tito's)-filled seasoned comedian (tastes like chicken) available for private events and club slots. You've heard him on the airwaves of Northeast Ohio throughout the years as "Funcle Mike" on jenY 1073, "Friday Conley" on Mix 94.1, "Dr. Damien Love" on Q92, and as "Dr. Jobe Crevace" on 97.5. Hear him live weekdays as one half of the Ike & Conley morning show on 99.9 WTUZ "Z Country". Archives
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