You could do the same ol' thing for Valentine's Day, or you could do something different for your sweetie. But whatever you do, don't muff the gift! Happy Day of Love! Drink Recipe of the Week: Sweetheart CocktailIngredients: 1 oz. vodka 1 oz. rose petal liqueur 1 ¾ oz. sweetened cranberry juice ½ oz lime juice What to do: Shake all ingredients together with some ice and strain into a chilled glass. Draaank! Conley's Next Live Show:What: Hilarity for Charity When: Feb. 18th | 7:00 pm Where: Boscoe's South High | 1224 South High St, Columbus, OH 43206 Come on out for a standup comedy night benefitting Alzheimer's research. Featuring performances by Amy Lilly, Bob Ciotola, Leslie Battle, and your headliner-- Mike Conley. Tickets are $15 (early bird discount). Call or text Leah at: 614-314-4352. Ticket includes admission and one (1) drink voucher. Cash bar opens at 6 pm; Showtime 7 pm. There's a whole day celebrating chocolate cake. And why wouldn't there be? Chocolate cake needs more prominence in our lives. But don't ruin this sweet moment, Conley. Don't ruin it! Drink Recipe of the Week: Chocolate Cake MartiniIngredients: 2 oz. cake flavored vodka 1 1/2 oz. chocolate liqueur 1/4 cup half and half Instructions: Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the vodka, chocolate liqueur, and half and half. Shake vigorously to mix the ingredients with the ice. Strain the cocktail into a martini glass, and top with your preferred toppings like whipped cream and chocolate shavings. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Hilarity for Charity When: Feb. 18th | 7:00 pm Where: Boscoe's South High | 1224 South High St, Columbus, OH 43206 Come on out for a standup comedy night benefitting Alzheimer's research. Featuring performances by Amy Lilly, Bob Ciotola, Leslie Battle, and your headliner-- Mike Conley. Tickets are $15 (early bird discount). Call or text Leah at: 614-314-4352. Ticket includes admission and one (1) drink voucher. Cash bar opens at 6 pm; Showtime 7 pm. We had some good times last year sittin' in The Corner. Let's relive some of those moments. Here's to more laughs in 2023! Drink Recipe of the Week: Blonde With HighlightsIngredients: Ice cubes 2 parts Kahlúa Blonde Roast Style 5 parts lemonade 1 wedge lime What to do: Pour the ingredients over ice into a highball glass. Garnish with a lemon wedge. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Hilarity for Charity When: Feb. 18th | 7:00 pm Where: Boscoe's South High | 1224 South High St, Columbus, OH 43206 Come on out for a standup comedy night benefitting Alzheimer's research. Featuring performances by Amy Lilly, Bob Ciotola, Leslie Battle, and your headliner-- Mike Conley. Tickets are $15 (early bird discount). Call or text Leah at: 614-314-4352. Ticket includes admission and one (1) drink voucher. Cash bar opens at 6 pm; Showtime 7 pm. Having a nervous breakdown? Join the crowd. But Conley has some advice to ease your anxiety. Because we can't actually hug you through a video screen... Drink Recipe of the Week:Ingredients: 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. Chambord Splash of cranberry juice Club soda or sparkling water What to do: Combine vodka, Chambord, cranberry juice in a collins glass filled with ice. Fill with soda and garnish with an orange slice. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Hilarity for Charity When: Feb. 18th | 7:00 pm Where: Boscoe's South High | 1224 South High St, Columbus, OH 43206 Come on out for a standup comedy night benefitting Alzheimer's research. Featuring performances by Amy Lilly, Bob Ciotola, Leslie Battle, and your headliner-- Mike Conley. Tickets are $15 (early bird discount). Call or text Leah at: 614-314-4352. Ticket includes admission and one (1) drink voucher. Cash bar opens at 6 pm; Showtime 7 pm. Are you getting your "B"s? No-- not some woman with a desperate need for an attitude adjustment. We're talking vitamins here. B12 is your buddy! We'll tell you why. More importantly, Conley will tell you what is NOT a vitamin. Drink Recipe of the Week: Vitamin C Bomb ShotIngredients: 1 Shot Mandarin Vodka 1 oz. Orange Juice 2 oz. Energy Drink What to do: Fill shot glass with mandarin vodka. Set aside. Combine orange juice and energy drink in base of pint glass. Drop shot glass into pint glass to serve. Conley's Next Live Show:What: Hilarity for Charity When: Feb. 18th | 7:00 pm Where: Boscoe's South High | 1224 South High St, Columbus, OH 43206 Come on out for a standup comedy night benefitting Alzheimer's research. Featuring performances by Amy Lilly, Bob Ciotola, Leslie Battle, and your headliner-- Mike Conley. Tickets are $15 (early bird discount). Call or text Leah at: 614-314-4352. Ticket includes admission and one (1) drink voucher. Cash bar opens at 6 pm; Showtime 7 pm. While you may not act snotty, we all deal with snot. Yes, it's gross. But, snot is an important indicator of your overall health. And since we care about you here at Crack Wise, we need to talk mucus. Conley, as always, has some sage advice along the way. Drink Recipe of the Week: Figgy SparklerIngredients: 1 medium fresh or dried fig 2 orange slices, cut in half 9 fresh cranberries, divided 1 1/2 ounces vodka 4 ounces sparkling wine Orange twist, for garnish Instructions: In a cocktail shaker, muddle the fig, orange slices, and 6 cranberries with the vodka. Add ice and shake well. Strain into a Champagne flute and top with sparkling wine. Garnish with 3 cranberries and an orange twist. Serve and enjoy. Conley's Next Live Show:Sleep time is important time-- so don't do anything that could interfere with that! Don't worry, we'll help you out. Even Conley has some (crack) wise-ish words. Drink Recipe of the Week: French ConnectionIngredients: 1 1/2 ounces cognac 1 ounce amaretto What to do: Fill a rocks glass with ice. Add the cognac and amaretto and stir briefly to combine. Oui! Conley's Next Live Show:Regrets. We all have them. But why live with regret when you can learn from others, and hopefully-- enjoy your life journey more. We've got some sage advice before Conley offers to "Conley" things up. Drink Recipe of the Week: Ginger Chai CocktailIngredients: 1.5 oz Chai concentrate 8 oz ginger beer 1.5 oz vodka optional Crystalized ginger garnish Ice Instructions: Add concentrate, ginger beer, and vodka into a mixer or pitcher. Stir. Pour over a glass of ice. Slice the ginger and add to the side of the glass for a garnish. Draaank! Conley's Next Live Shows:What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Dec. 10th | 7:00 pm Where: The Lafayette Hotel | 101 Front St, Marietta, OH 45750 Call 800-331-9336 for ticket information. What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Dec. 14th | 7:00 pm Where: 5 Barrel Bullet Brewing Company | 1690 E. High Ave, New Philadelphia Call 330-365-9034 for ticket information. it happens to everyone. Not *that*. We're talking about swollen feet. Meanwhile, Conley dives into his medical journals and provides some non-traditional remedies for those swollen meat hooves. Drink Recipe of the Week: Gingerbread MartiniIngredients: 1 ounce Gingerbread Syrup 1 ½ ounces vodka 1 ounce half and half Sprinkles or brown sugar, for the rim (optional) What to do: Prepare the rim: Place the sprinkles or sugar on a plate. Wet the rim of the glass, then roll the rim in the sprinkles or sugar until evenly coated. Shake the drink: Place the gingerbread syrup, vodka, and half and half in a cocktail shaker. Add a handful of ice and shake until cold. Strain the drink into the prepared martini glass. Santa approves! Conley's Next Live Shows:What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Dec. 10th | 7:00 pm Where: The Lafayette Hotel | 101 Front St, Marietta, OH 45750 Call 800-331-9336 for ticket information. What: Mike Conley Headlines When: Dec. 14th | 7:00 pm Where: 5 Barrel Bullet Brewing Company | 1690 E. High Ave, New Philadelphia Call 330-365-9034 for ticket information. While people are out choosing chaos on this Black Friday, you could choose to chill. Spend nothing. In fact, this episode of Conley's Corner is free. Watch. Laugh. Enjoy. Drink Recipe of the Week: Holiday Mai TaiIngredients: 12 ounces pineapple juice 12 ounces orange juice 6 ounces dark rum flor de cana 6 ounces amaretto Crushed ice What to do: In a pitcher, whisk together juices, rum and amaretto. Pour over glasses filled with crushed ice. Cheers! Conley's Next Live Show: |
AboutMike Conley is a rum (or Tito's)-filled seasoned comedian (tastes like chicken) available for private events and club slots. You've heard him on the airwaves of Northeast Ohio throughout the years as "Funcle Mike" on jenY 1073, "Friday Conley" on Mix 94.1, "Dr. Damien Love" on Q92, and as "Dr. Jobe Crevace" on 97.5. Hear him live weekdays as one half of the Ike & Conley morning show on 99.9 WTUZ "Z Country". Archives
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