As the colder weather approaches you need to keep covered. So many of us get frozen schnozzes. What can we do?
The Nose Warmer Company to the rescue!
Yup. A small winter hat for your nose. You strap it on behind your head, and your nose will be grateful.
Sally Steel-Jones created these fashion-forward (?) nose scarves that come in a variety of materials and styles. Like faux fur and wool. Wool!?!? Because the last thing we need is an itchy nose! Duh!
We’re smelling some issues with theNose Warmers, besides the $13 price tag:
Is this thing actually a snot catcher? Let’s be real. That’s exactly what’s going to happen here. A pool of snot.
I hope Vietnamese women and children aren’t making these. We can keep this a homegrown product by getting grannies across the world to crotchet these.
Nice try with the models on the website. No way people that attractive are gonna wear this. Ever.
Maybe millennials are trying to modernize the look of clowns. You know, make them more approachable and less creeper-snatch-your-children-esque.
It’s going to be quite embarrassing for men when there’s a mixup between the nose warmer and the “mini corn dog” warmer.
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