We don't know when removing part of your clothing then painting or glitter-bombing your body became en vogue, but we blame Instagram. Or the Russians. There's been glitter bikini bottoms, pumpkin butts, and now....
Yes, ladies, you can make your ta-tas look festive for Christmas. Boohoo is selling red and green Christmas wreaths-- complete with gold bells-- for you to get all ho ho ho! These are stick-ons, so you're warned to do a skin test first to make sure you're not allergic. Because that's our biggest concern... not the fact that ours would look like Christmas Waist Wreaths. Maybe we could get a couple and make them look like dual wreath ties...
Also, make sure you don't wear these for more than eight hours. Finish up your pole dance, then put on a sensible sweatshirt. Duh.
Around these parts, Christmas is a bit nipple-y temperature-wise. Why draw more attention to a chilling situation?
Well, if we must try these... but we're confused on the proper way to display.
Do you take your top off and just wear these?
Do you wear a sheer top so we can see this-- like a Christmas tease?
Should we don these for the company Christmas party?
Oh, let's not forget the guys. You could decorate "the boys" with these, we suppose. Just shave first. Unless you like the feel of tape ripping out your shrub.
Haus of V is a creative collective that shares a similar mindset -- with a twist.