We never got into mules—as in the footwear. Perhaps it’s because of the name. “Mule” sounds completely unattractive. Quite honestly, mules are not the most attractive footwear. But if mules are your thing, you can snag this pair of Bermuda Espadrille Mules by 4 Gold for $39.99. Not exciting. Mules don’t even look comfortable. Personally, we want to know when somebody famous is gonna slip into a pair of clogs. Because we’re dying to break out our vintage Steve Madden clogs. We used to take a lot of heat wearing these, though we think they’re cute and comfy. Where’s the clog equality? One day, we’ll have our moment to shine… P.S. The only mules we dig are Moscow… Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Gone are the days where dudes solely get the opportunity to express their love for whatever sports team. Yes, there have always been women’s options—but the early days of female fandom was sad. Now, the ladies are right in the mix with clothing tailored to form and footwear that’s fashionable and functional. ESPN correspondent Sage Steele has launched BZEE’s Rally collection—a line of footwear for women to show their team pride. BZEES shoes feature proprietary, “crazy comfy” Cloud Technology for maximum comfort, and a lightweight feel. The stretch fabrics move with you, and they’re machine washable. The collection features a sandal priced at $59 and a bootie priced at $69, with a total of 11 color options. Not too shabby. Guess you could tailgate all day—on your feet—and still look fab. Goooo, team! Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Usually, we vomit a little in our mouths when we see couples matching their outfits. We’re not talking color coordination, but full on match. Instead of coupledom, y’all look like a cult. But this is different. Cupshe has a complete Mommy & Me line of swimwear for moms and their minis! For mom: For little princess: There are one-piece options, too, for those not as bold (raises hand). And the prices are on point. Yes! We wish we had a kid so we could be all matchy-fantastic. We might have to borrow someone’s child. Because creating our own spawn is not an option. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Summer time makes us think “tropical”. But when we saw this women’s shirt from Robert Graham, the first thing we thought was: Magnum, P.I. You remember Tom Selleck with that iconic mustache? Who wouldn’t want Tom private-dicking around their hood? This obviously designer shirt, is true Magnum form—very… manly. But hey, it’s on sale! Marked down to $160! We suggest you channel some inner girl-power, ladies, and take this Magnum shirt thang to next-level awesome. Kohl’s: $27.50 for all that detective-ing you’re ready to do. Like, Facebook creeping. That’s a lot of work right there! Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Again with the silk. Why silk? Again—an unforgiving fabric. Also, it’s like wearing a slip-n-slide. Seriously. Ladies—who hasn’t had some satiny-type nightgown that by morning ended up around your neck from all the rolling over? Also—the caftan. All that comes to mind is a lady that’s given up on fashion and fitness. Which is our entire lives, but that’s not the point. Caftans are hideous. At least the ones we’ve seen. And in this case, this caftan is hideous and overpriced. The reason we say it’s overpriced is because the price is available upon request. Ha! This is the Amy Perry Tropical Silk Caftan from La Via Style House. Are we supposed to wear this in public? And does silk breathe? Because tropical and silk don’t seem to go together like coconut and rum. Determined to find a caftan that we could wear in public if we so chose to, and one that doesn’t look like a curtain… we found this from Walmart. Well, this is just all kinds of adorbs. And we don’t need to call for a price. It’s just $18.99. Yes, it’s not silk. It’s merely Rayon. But that’s okay. Pretension is overrated. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. We understand why it’s wise to wear a hat in the sun. Those beautiful rays are damaging. But what is the point of the visor? Don’t people realize that their scalp can get burned? It’s happened to us. Megan Fox was spotted wearing this beach visor from Hat Attack. We’d show you how fab she looks, but the whole copyright thing… Anywho, she dropped $80 to only have the top of her head exposed. If you would like to live life like Megan, we suggest dropping a fraction of the price on this number: Amazon. $14.98. Boom! P.S. If you’re going to wear this, please put some sunscreen on your part. Unless red scalp is the new trend… Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Silk. Just the sound of the word sounds nice and sexy… and expensive. Guess those silkworms have great agents because $338 for a silk dress is a lot. Somebody famous was spotted wearing the above dress from designer Hale Bob. We’re not a fan of silk dresses. We’d need full body Spanx because silk clings. To everything. Plus, there’s no boob support. As always, we want you to not spend like a star when you’re working at Dollar General. So, here’s a cute alternative: A cute, satin dress from Tobi. Plus, this model looks way happier wearing it. And it’s on sale for $54. You’re saving over $200. Which means you could buy 200 items before tax at the dollar store. If you were so inclined to purchase in that way. P.S. Are we the only ones thinking Hale-Bopp—as in comet—when referring to Hale Bop clothing? Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Who doesn’t dig a pair of ripped jeans? Instant, cool, rockstar cred! Men and women have been donning ripped leg coverings forever. We prefer earning ours—you know, from years of wear-and-tear because they’re your favorite pair (and they still fit—bonus!) We scoff at purchasing ripped denim because of the asinine price tag. Case in point: Socialite’s Kendall High Waist Slim Jean in Sin City. Retail price: $189. They look all comfy (we’re becoming fans of high-waisted, cuz muffin tops are only delicious when they’re actual muffins.) They look tres chic with the fringy-stuff on the bottom. But there is no way we’re spending this much on a pair of jeans—unless they magically massage our butt cheeks (don’t judge.) Here’s an acceptable pair for you ladies, courtesy of Old Navy. High rise: check Ripped: check (in two places!) Fringe: nope Price tag: Win!!! On sale for $35. With the extra money, you can buy a pair of scissors to make the leg fringe, if you desire. Don’t get “ripped” off… yeah, you can slap us for that one. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Why should tiger print or zebra print or leopard spots be appropriate only for cougars looking for cubs in some sweaty, Rum Runner-filled EDM-intense environment? Let these prints out in the daylight for the common women of the world! Actress Jana Kramer was seen wearing this top from Socialite at some event. That got us thinking: “We should wear this, too. Nothing says ‘Rockstar’ like an animal print! We want to feel like rockstars all the time!” You can snag this top for just $19.97. We say squeeze into your faux leather pants—actually, black leggings (let’s be real here), throw this top on, and get that swag on as you shop for produce and almond butter at the local market. And don’t forget the hooker shoes… Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Dudes and baseball hats. They go hand-in-hand. Or is that hat in hand? If your baseball hat game is out of control and your significant other is threatening to spark joy by offing your stuff, then you best invest in Canopy Hats. This company is changing the baseball hat game, and hats in general. Instead of 20 hats, you can purchase one hat and add your choice of interchangeable patches. NOTE: Ladies, you can baseball patch-switch, too. ASIDE: An apparently, both look forlorn... Anywho, tres chic. Canopy is currently funding their magic hat project. But now’s the time to take advantage of limited early-bird specials. For $29, get a hat and three patches. Choose from baseball hats, trucker hats, dad hats, and flat brims. Now that the hat clutter has been “capped”, what about the socks-all-over-the-floor dilemma? Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. |
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