Oh, to be a little girl again. To wear something this stinkin' cute: JOYFOLIE's Layla Dress in Silver will only set you back $39.99! We wonder... if we order the largest size (14), could we somehow squeeze into it, even with two layers of Spanx on.... Oh, forget it. Go with this "big girl" option instead... That's more our size. And the price: $38.95. Twinkle, twinkle! (With flowy room to eat Twinkies, Twinkies. That's how we roll.) A white tee and jeans. The classic combo that transcends genders, ages. But we're gonna stop your fashion fantasy right there. Because this little white tee is just too damned expensive. The Cass Crop Tee from Splendid is $48. Forty-eight dollars? And there's less material? Nope. Get this instead. A soft cotton blend that's breathable, and only $5! Go get it! Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. We’re feeling some bias here. We saw these cute maternity jeans with a soft stretch panel that sits comfortably under a baby bump and wondered: “Why couldn’t we wear these?” Seriously. We’re about five months preggo with a food baby. Doesn’t that count? We’re tired of low-rise and skinny jeans. We want sit-on-the-couch-eating-Fritos jeans. Perhaps a pair with a stretchy waist the sits just below the boob sag… Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. We never got into mules—as in the footwear. Perhaps it’s because of the name. “Mule” sounds completely unattractive. Quite honestly, mules are not the most attractive footwear. But if mules are your thing, you can snag this pair of Bermuda Espadrille Mules by 4 Gold for $39.99. Not exciting. Mules don’t even look comfortable. Personally, we want to know when somebody famous is gonna slip into a pair of clogs. Because we’re dying to break out our vintage Steve Madden clogs. We used to take a lot of heat wearing these, though we think they’re cute and comfy. Where’s the clog equality? One day, we’ll have our moment to shine… P.S. The only mules we dig are Moscow… Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. We appreciate causes. We appreciate jewelry with a cause. Nan Fusco has designed a unique spinning arrow ring to honor her daughter who’s been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. A spinning arrow through diamonds represents courage as one moves forward. When the arrow is turned, the word KOA is revealed. KOA is Hawaiian for “the strong, brave, and fearless” Or, “warrior”. For each ring sold, Nan Fusco is donating all profits to the Pancreatic Cancer Action Network (PANCAN.) But, the price tag is hefty. $900 hefty. It is for a good cause…. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Back-to-school is, well, back. If you’re a parent, you surely spent way too many frazzled hours getting supplies and clothing together. Why can’t you go back to school? At least when it comes to fashion… Sarto by Franco Sarto’s Duncan Loafer will remind your of school days. Some celebrity wore these loafers with dark denim jeans and some slutty top. Guess she was going for a “bad girl school girl look.” Priced at $104.99 you may need a “loafer daddy” to pay for these. Or you could go to our second home, DSW, and score this from Franco Sarto (you know, designs for commoners.) Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Usually, we vomit a little in our mouths when we see couples matching their outfits. We’re not talking color coordination, but full on match. Instead of coupledom, y’all look like a cult. But this is different. Cupshe has a complete Mommy & Me line of swimwear for moms and their minis! For mom: For little princess: There are one-piece options, too, for those not as bold (raises hand). And the prices are on point. Yes! We wish we had a kid so we could be all matchy-fantastic. We might have to borrow someone’s child. Because creating our own spawn is not an option. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Summer time makes us think “tropical”. But when we saw this women’s shirt from Robert Graham, the first thing we thought was: Magnum, P.I. You remember Tom Selleck with that iconic mustache? Who wouldn’t want Tom private-dicking around their hood? This obviously designer shirt, is true Magnum form—very… manly. But hey, it’s on sale! Marked down to $160! We suggest you channel some inner girl-power, ladies, and take this Magnum shirt thang to next-level awesome. Kohl’s: $27.50 for all that detective-ing you’re ready to do. Like, Facebook creeping. That’s a lot of work right there! Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Again with the silk. Why silk? Again—an unforgiving fabric. Also, it’s like wearing a slip-n-slide. Seriously. Ladies—who hasn’t had some satiny-type nightgown that by morning ended up around your neck from all the rolling over? Also—the caftan. All that comes to mind is a lady that’s given up on fashion and fitness. Which is our entire lives, but that’s not the point. Caftans are hideous. At least the ones we’ve seen. And in this case, this caftan is hideous and overpriced. The reason we say it’s overpriced is because the price is available upon request. Ha! This is the Amy Perry Tropical Silk Caftan from La Via Style House. Are we supposed to wear this in public? And does silk breathe? Because tropical and silk don’t seem to go together like coconut and rum. Determined to find a caftan that we could wear in public if we so chose to, and one that doesn’t look like a curtain… we found this from Walmart. Well, this is just all kinds of adorbs. And we don’t need to call for a price. It’s just $18.99. Yes, it’s not silk. It’s merely Rayon. But that’s okay. Pretension is overrated. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. We understand why it’s wise to wear a hat in the sun. Those beautiful rays are damaging. But what is the point of the visor? Don’t people realize that their scalp can get burned? It’s happened to us. Megan Fox was spotted wearing this beach visor from Hat Attack. We’d show you how fab she looks, but the whole copyright thing… Anywho, she dropped $80 to only have the top of her head exposed. If you would like to live life like Megan, we suggest dropping a fraction of the price on this number: Amazon. $14.98. Boom! P.S. If you’re going to wear this, please put some sunscreen on your part. Unless red scalp is the new trend… Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! 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