Oui Wee

​I saw this on Pinterest, and I started giggling. We know that my mind works in weirdo ways. So when I saw this, I wondered if these delicious things refused to be eaten because they’re French. And we all know how pretentious the French are.

(in bad French accent) “You are a filthy American. You do not deserve the privilege of experiencing the delectableness of French anything, let alone these French goat cheese triangles. Don’t even look at them. You are not worthy.”

And then the Frenchie goat cheese triangles storm away smelling of perfume and armpit sweat.
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