Oh, No You Don't!
Another day, another email subject line that catches my attention. This time, it’s the last name:
You ain't touching my bra unless you want to draw back a nub. LOL
I’m sure this man’s last name is pronounced “bray-bender” (?) Or perhaps it’s not. I’m hoping it “brah-bender” because that’s epic. I’m imaging this guy all young and good-looking and scoring with all the chicks at the frat party because he has some corny pickup line associated with his last name.
But then methinks he’s always been a snaggly-toothed overly-haired dude cursed with a name and no game.
P.S. And what is he spreading?
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