No, Wish!

Not only can you find cool stuff on Wish for a fraction of the price around these parts, you can get some damned good entertainment. One night, the hubs and I spent a good hour (or more) looking up products and LOL-ing at the lost-in-translation product descriptions.

Priceless.

Now, Wish has crossed the line. And we love it. I would've posted this straight-up to the Facebook Crack Wise page-- but surely someone would complain at the "offensive" content. Because it's a dick pick. For real.
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Surely, you'll want to gift your man with the towel on the left?

This might make an excellent stocking stuffer for a male in your life, be it friend, lover, brother... Or someone you don't like gets the towel on the bottom right...
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Enjoy for your dick towel!

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