Money Everywhere!

This whole work thing is getting old. I enjoy what I do, but time is running out. Maybe I just want to become a lady of leisure. Then I should probably reply to both of these fine gents. So glad they reached out to me about my pending windfall.

​Wayne Power Loan sounds like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, so I’m sure this is legit. And who can beat a 2% interest rate?
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I really shouldn’t assume this one is about money, but I’m thinking George is going to offer me some if I give him my account number. Or maybe he really has information for me. Like the meaning of life. Or if I’m every going to lose 10 pounds. Or how I’m going to die. I’m sure George is cool.​

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