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Keyboard Cowboys

7/12/2019

 
Everybody’s an expert on social media. The keyboard makes warriors out of wimps. Because these fools would never have the balls to say the crap they say, knowing in person it would get their asses rightfully beaten.

I spied this recipe on Pinterest. Looks yum.
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I always read the comments to see how the finished product is in reality, and if there are any tips.

Apparently, somebody called the Chicken Pot Pie Police—because this recipe violates the Chicken Pot Pie Rules.
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Here's a thought, bitch... don't make the recipe after you've read the ingredients! Or, adjust it for your tastes!

Thank goodness for a voice of reason.
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Mic drop.

People need to go back inside their bubbles where they can create and control their own perfect little worlds. Then we don’t have to deal with them. Win-win.


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