Predictable

Who’s more likely to drop trou on the first date? Men? Or women?

An unnecessary survey of 2,500 U.S. adults discovered that 13% of men admit they’d go to Tuna Town in their tugboat on or after their first date. Only 4% of women felt the same way.

Those not-so-shocking results were compiled by Psychic Guild. Another “duh” factoid:

“… the third date remains true for both genders. It’s by far the most popular date by which couples would expect to sleep together,” said Psychic Guild Editor Alice Ruffle.

Well, then. You’d better be armed and ready.

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P.S. Wouldn’t these psychics already know the results of their research? So why do the research? And thanks for stating the obvious, Ms. Cleo.

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