We're tired of fighting it. They win-- the forces that be that want us to become obsessed with pumpkin. Fine. Bring. It. Now that it’s officially fall, we’re okay with pumpkin. We’ve ignored the gourd’s siren call when those wenches started singing pumpkin spice everything in August! But we digress. The point of this information blurb is to inform you that in this instance there is no need to have your pumpkin and eat it, too. Just sniff it. Forgo the gajillion extra calories (because we’re good at bastardizing a healthy thing), by enjoying the sweet scent of pumpkin spice. Pumpkin Spice Scented Sachets from Floral Simplicity improves your chances of not developing a pumpkin-sized backside. Why? Because you’re just smelling the tastes—in theory. We’ll see. The problem for us with delicious smelling candles is that we then crave the food it smells like. Ugh. P.S. The sachets will last up to six months. Get a three-pack on Amazon for just $8.50. Imagine your car, your pillow, your armpits-- smelling like pumpkin. Personally, we feel badly for maple. Why isn’t anyone touting the awesomeness of maple? We call foul. #MapleFlavorMatters Comments are closed.
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