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I Furgal-y Love You

2/7/2020

 
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​Nothing says “romance” more than a quickie… getaway… Actually, there may be other things that say “romance” more, but that’s not the point. The point is: GTFO for Valentine’s Day.

The peeps from Equity Lifestyle have some ideas for your quickie. And we have our own thoughts, random and what-not.

A Romantic Suitcase Surprise
Everyone likes a surprise, so if you already have the weekend getaway plans set and your significant other is in the know, try a suitcase surprise! Depending on where you are going, slip a little something into their suitcase without them knowing. Whether it’s a book by his or her favorite author, a new swimsuit for beach activities, or tickets to an event or show in the area, the surprise gift is an added bonus and sure way to kick off the excitement to a romantic weekend.

Crack Wise-dom: We're afraid of what's in the suitcase.

Make it a “Tiny” Romance
Tiny Houses are all the rage, why not stay in one? They are unique, affordable, romantic, and fun! They also happen to be located in some great, easy to get to locations that can make for a perfect romantic escape. Petite Retreats has multiple tiny house villages across the nation with the newest opening of Sunshine Key Tiny House Village in the Florida Keys just this year

Crack Wise-dom: Aren't some of you making it a *tiny* romance 24/7, 365, gentlemen?

Romance is Avoiding Crowds
If you’re planning the romantic getaway to a big city but want to make it your own, avoid the crowds. For example, New York provides the backdrop of some of the most romantic movies of all time. Rarely will a Romcom or commercial show their characters paying $40+ to wait hours in line before taking a crowded elevator to the 86th floor of the Empire State Building. However, hitting the tree-lined promenade along the East River in the classy neighborhood of Brooklyn Heights, with stunning views of Manhattan and the Statue of Liberty, doesn’t cost much.

Crack Wise-dom: The undies are more likely to drop if there are less people around...

Try Something New
The first time doing something or going someplace new can be exhilarating, stirring up emotions or adrenaline that hasn’t been experienced before. Heading to someplace that is unique to the both of you is not only exciting, it’s romantic! Visiting a new location can be thrilling, and not knowing where to go, what to do, or where to eat, adds to the excitement.

Crack Wise-dom: No. This is not the time to ask for a "third" player...

Get Outside, Go Glamping
Glamping at a campground is the perfect romantic getaway to have a vacation with some hotel-like amenities, while not paying typical hotel rates and still being outdoors getting that fresh air. From yurts, cottages or cabins, check out campgrounds with great vacation rentals such as Rancho Oso RV & Camping Resort. Enjoy endless opportunities for horseback riding, hiking, and photography making this experience full of romantic activities.

Crack Wise-dom: Nothing says "love" like an accidental indecent exposure charge. 
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Crack Wise V Way:

Grab a small chocolate heart-shaped box of half-eaten candies for your sweetie (You love to share!); make a heart-shaped card from construction paper (Beecause you're creative!); and woo them with your cuteness (Awww, shucks. You didn't cave to commercialism!)


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