St. Patrick’s Day. The day we’re all a little green (probs from all the green beer and bad food choices). The day we’re all McLastName. They day where we have no idea what the holiday is about, but eff it—let’s drink! Before you get all tore-up from the floor-up, drop some of these St. Pat’s facts on your peeps before you start spewing lies, tales, and green eggs… 174%: Increase in beer sales on St. Patrick’s Day compared to the rest of the year (153% more spirits are sold compared with the average day). $1.6 Million: Market value of a leprechaun’s pot of gold. $6.16 Billion: Amount spent collectively on St. Patrick’s Day 2020 ($43 per person celebrating). 32.1 Million: Number of Americans who claim Irish ancestry, second only to German and 7 times Ireland's population. WalletHub has compiled the Best Cities for St. Patrick’s Day Celebrations based on things like number of Irish pubs and restaurants per capita; lowest price for a three-star hotel on the holiday; weather; parades, etc… See how green your ‘hood is…
Source: WalletHub
Seriously. Nevada should be placed in some created Naughty Hall of Fame. Because we all know Vegas is Sin City, and that means Nevada is the sinny-est state in the union. So, when WalletHub does their little research thing to find out the Most Sinful States next year-- we can leave Nevada off the list as permanently sinful. Spanking Nevada's rear in second is Texas, followed by Florida, California, and Georgia. WalletHub used 47 different metrics to determine the sinning, including: anger and hatred, jealousy, excesses and vices, lust, vanity, and laziness. See where your state ranks:
Source: WalletHub
We're conflicted. Does a non-top 20 rank mean we should try and be like Vermont (least sinful?) Or should we turn up and get all sinfully competitive? It’s all about Insta worthiness, isn’t it? (It really isn’t, but…) A gathering isn’t just a gathering. It’s all about the experience. So, get serious about the planning. What’s in? What’s out? The pressure can be so, GAH! Our friends at The Bash have got us. Phew! Let’s get the “what’s out” stuff out of here, first. Generic Party Favors. In 2020 go the extra mile with a personalized gift, such as a memorable photo or a drawing of the guest. Crack Wise feels: Effort. You said effort. Sigh. Custom Signs. It's easy to go overboard on party decor, and too many customized signs will distract from the elegance of an event. Crack Wise feels: Fine. Bye, bye restroom signs… Vast Guest Lists. Bigger isn't always better! Smaller parties are less expensive and give you quality time with people who mean the most to you. Crack Wise feels: Yes. We cheap, er… frugal… Basic String Lights: Fixtures are getting fancy - this year try mixing and matching hanging lanterns with exposed bulbs, glass pendant lights and chandeliers made out of unexpected materials. Crack Wise feels: Fine. Check out our FAA-violating laser. So what’s new for 2020? Venues with picturesque backdrops. Crack Wise feels: We’ll make sure grandma’s portable toilet is prominent… Natural Adornments Crack Wise feels: Farrah has natural large boobies, so… Grazing stations will be at all the parties. These buffet style spreads arrange cheese, nuts, fruit, veggies and dips in an eye-catching way. Crack Wise feels: Who’s bringing the farm animals? Conley? Clothing trend? Funky accessories! Formal dress is too stuffy and in 2020 fun meets fancy with quirky socks and humorous bowties. Accessories that show off your personality. Crack Wise feels: Get ready for neon and crocs! No? |
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