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Breathe Out

3/20/2019

 
​Spring is in the air. And it best be in your mouth, too. Don’t let the funk of winter linger. Grab some Listerine and make a change.
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Listerine Ready! Tabs transform from solid to liquid and transform your breath from yuck to yes. Pop one in your mouth, chew for 10 seconds, swish for 30 seconds, swallow and go. You’ll have pleasant breath for up to four hours. Sounds like a mouth aerobics routine. Who’s going to time all this out for us? What if we chew for 15 and swish for 25—will the end result be ruined?
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​If you’re old school and need that bottle of wash, then grab Listerine Ultraclean Cool Mint. But this isn’t your average mouthwash. Everfresh technology provides dental chair quality clean without an aggressive hygienist digging for gold. This magical mouth potion fights tartar and is clinically proven to kill germs that lead to nastiness. Get a cape for this bottle, and let's fly!

So when you decide to get all Dracarys on someone, your breath will be a hot bunch of minty freshness. 
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