Tone All

This is like something out of the movie Total Recall. Tonal is the world’s first machine learning-powered strength training system. Fancy!

Created by former Apple, Nest and GoPro engineers, Tonal pairs on-demand workouts and personal coaching with a groundbreaking at-home wall-mounted fitness system.

That means we don’t have to leave the house the workout. Excellent! Because no one needs subjected to our cussing, sweating, and not-public-appropriate workout attire.

Tonal features:
Digital weights to help you lose weight, gain strength, build muscle, boost energy, improve performance, or maintain your fitness.

Unlimited users per household

Personalized expert-led programs on a super sleek device that doesn’t take up space in your home. 
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But is there someone to stop us from scarfing the package of Oreos? Didn’t think so. And since this device saves space, where are we going to hang our clothes when we tire of it? Thanks for nothing.

Price tag:Just $2,995  with content and data subscription.
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Gulp.

How ‘bout we stop eating and just do a bunch of pushups?

We’re not sure we’re sold on the name, either. Tonal makes us think of “tone deaf”, which leads us to this…
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