Not Noah's

Technology you can wear that’s not a watch or bracelet. We can get into that.
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​ARK crystals are created by Nassim Haramein. They’re a revolutionary technology that “boosts the body’s natural ability to connect with the vitalistic quantum vacuum energy at the foundation of all natural processes.”

We have no idea what that means, but we’re assuming it’s all good.

Supposedly, “the zero-point field of space is a nexus of quantum entanglement, and when the body is able to attune with it, like a crystalline oscillator, it comes into harmonic resonance with this inexhaustible source of energy, coherence, and connectedness.”

That’s what we thought. Wear it, and you’ll feel darned good!

Personally, we’re a little scaredy. We keep thinking of that orb-thing from “The Arrival”.
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Of course, having an orb/crystal-sucking-stuff device would be awesome if we could eliminate people that irritate us. But we’d mess it up somehow and end up “disappeared” ourselves. 

Ugh.

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