Not a Bra

Bratoxinsta

We have the hardest time with the name of this product because our mind sees what it wants to see.

First, we thought it was “Bratoxinista”—like a barista for your brassiere. Then we thought it was “Braxton-ista”—a long, lost Braxton sister.

Obviously, we were wrong in both instances.
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​“Bra” has nothing to do with the “girls”, but everything to do with Brazil. Gotcha. Women are looking for instant wrinkle erasing, and Bratoxinsta supposedly works magic.

“Women are always telling me that they spend money on creams and serums that do nothing. They play the waiting game and get frustrated as they throw away another cream or serum. With Bratoxinsta, there’s no waiting. You’re getting the highest amounts of these key ingredients possible and when working in concert with one another results are instantaneous,” explains Dr. Vishal Kapoor—Plastic Surgeon and Medical Advisor to Brazilian Skin.

Wrinkles are gone within minutes—without needles. What!?!?

And, it’s easy to use. Dispense a small amount on your fingertip and gently feather it over any wrinkles and expression lines. Apply to a clean face, and allow 60 seconds for the effects to begin before applying makeup.

Ingredients include: magnesium aluminum, peptide complex, stem cell complex, and chondrus crispus.

We’re thinking this isn’t just something women can use. Men need this as well. We envision men trying to smooth out some bag wrinkles…
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