Nothing kills the mood more than a peppy porker...
"Peppa Pig is the best birth control EVER. " -- Real Mom
Swine means no love time...
Math. It shouldn't be this hard, difficult?
"How am I supposed to help with this math homework when I don’t even understand it myself?!" -- Real Mom
Moms, you do it all. No, really. You. Do. It. All.
"Yes, I absolutely LOVE cleaning up messes that I didn’t make. That’s exactly why I became a mom." -- Real Mom
Your kid said something completely wrong. What do you do?
"Does it make me a terrible mom if instead of correcting my child, my first instinct is to laugh when he says something inappropriate?!" -- Real Mom
Kids are just little grownups, so...
Cooking's fun. When you're learning as a kid. But when you're grown and have to cook for your own family...
“Whyyyy do they want dinner EVERY night?!” -- Real Mom
Laundry. It. Never. Ends.
“Does my laundry breed itself?!” -- Real Mom
And where in the af does that one sock disappear to!?!?
Moms battle their kids over Every. Little. Thing.
“I don’t have time to fight with you. Fine, wear two different shoes!”
-- Real Mom
Mom 0, Kid 1
Naps are like gold. If we could only have designated nap time every day as adults... But kids? Naps are their worst enemy.
“Please, just go to sleep! You don’t know how lucky you are to get to take a nap in the middle of the afternoon!” -- Real Mom
Sometimes, mom has had enough...
“I’m done for the day. May the odds be ever in your favor.” -- Real Mom
You little bundle of joy really is an angel...
(While looking at my sleeping child) “omg I love you so much I could die!"
-- Real Mom