This is actually... impressive...
"For a month when I would take my newborn anywhere he would have explosive poop. Even if we just walked to the mailbox. We would walk out the door, and the countdown would begin." -- Real Mom
Apparently, three things are certain here: Life, Death, and Poops.
But, it's like new to us! Every. Time.
"All day long I hear 'Mommy look! Mommy look!' Sometimes I want to screaming 'I DON'T WANT TO FLIPPING WATCH! I HAVE WATCHED THE SAME THING 500 TIMES!!!!'" -- Real Mom
Is the magic number only 400? Cuz you know you've watched "Sex and the City" 5 gajillion times... LOL
"I explained to my daughter what daddy long legs were and that they were harmless. A few days later, my daughter came downstairs screaming that there was a 'mommy short legs' upstairs." -- Real Mom
What a scream! For so many reasons... #WonTheInternetToday
That "mini-me" of yours really, just... ugh!
"I often think: 'Should I high-five her, or slap her?" -- Real Mom
Someday, you'll be high-fiving her and doing shots together. But for now... get that hand ready!
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