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They're lucky the even eat...
"Smores for dinner are healthy right?" -- Real Mom
Chocolate is an antioxidant; graham crackers are fiber; and marshmallows, well...
Sometimes your ears/eyes betray you...
"I know that they did not just.... " -- Real Mom
But 99.99999999% of the time your ears/eyes did not betray you. Sigh...
Sometimes you just have to smack 'em with the truth...
"I have two biracial children and a white daughter (ghost white). My daughter refuses to be white, she calls herself light tan. She is always saying things like 'mom you are so white not like the rest of us', or 'mom you are so white I thought you were a ghost', or my personal fav: 'Mom I can see you in the dark'..... I really don't know how to tell her that she is white like me!"
--Real Mom
Hey, kettle. You're white... LOL
It's not really legal to put kids on a leash, right?
"OMG I can only control myself!" -- Real Mom
Now would be a good time to do those deep breathing exercises...
There are moments of pride... in one's momself...
"You're so pretty. I'm glad I made you." -- Real Mom
Of course she takes after you...
When your it'll-do-for-now explanation makes things more interesting...
"I was telling my son to get his hand out of his pants or "it" would fall off. He got quiet for a minute and runs into his sister's room and says... 'Hey, Sissy, I know why you don't have a pee pee anymore!'" -- Real Mom
Sigh...
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