This is actually... impressive...
"For a month when I would take my newborn anywhere he would have explosive poop. Even if we just walked to the mailbox. We would walk out the door, and the countdown would begin." -- Real Mom
Apparently, three things are certain here: Life, Death, and Poops.
But, it's like new to us! Every. Time.
"All day long I hear 'Mommy look! Mommy look!' Sometimes I want to screaming 'I DON'T WANT TO FLIPPING WATCH! I HAVE WATCHED THE SAME THING 500 TIMES!!!!'" -- Real Mom
Is the magic number only 400? Cuz you know you've watched "Sex and the City" 5 gajillion times... LOL
"I explained to my daughter what daddy long legs were and that they were harmless. A few days later, my daughter came downstairs screaming that there was a 'mommy short legs' upstairs." -- Real Mom
What a scream! For so many reasons... #WonTheInternetToday
That "mini-me" of yours really, just... ugh!
"I often think: 'Should I high-five her, or slap her?" -- Real Mom
Someday, you'll be high-fiving her and doing shots together. But for now... get that hand ready!
You can't control them...
"My six year old son walks out the front door and immediately goes to the bush in the front yard and pees... EVERY. TIME." -- Real Mom
Perhaps he's concerned with hydration. Green, lush landscaping is a good selling point...
Your kid doesn't always outgrow things...
"I have always made my daughters Halloween costumes. She is now almost 30 and she sends me measurements for her and her husband-- and I still make their costumes.... I thought they outgrew this sort of thing." -- Real Mom
Just say "no"...
So young. So talented.
"My five month old daughter basically does keg stands on my boobs while nursing." -- Real Mom
At least you know she's ready for coed life...
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