Moms are good everything.
"I am potty training my daughter and when she poops in the potty she gets a treat. Well, I had just blown up the bathroom. My daughter walks in and says 'Mommy, you did good you should get a treat!' Best believe I did just that!"
-- Real Mom
All. The. Treats. #Boom... or is that #BM?
Sometimes you need to channel your inner Buddha...
"Is this going to matter to me in a year?" -- Real Mom
Probably not. You just need to get through the next 365 days...
Putting things where they don't belong. Isn't that soooo kid?
"Why is there a hot dog in the VCR?" -- Real Mom
We think a PB & jelly sandwich would fit better...
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