Sticks and stones may...
"My son walked in the house and loudly declared that he was in time out. Soon my other son walked in.... turns out his brother had thrown a stick at him in the tree. The stick lodged in his nose." -- Real Mom
This is good blackmail material when they get older...
Yeah. The spontaneous "confession/not a confession"...
"My daughter opened the window on the second floor and yelled at me (I am on the patio) "I did not... no I did not... powder the salt lamp." As you can guess she did powder the salt lamp." -- Real Mom
We understand wanting to get in front of something, but...
The contributors to Newsymom.com are badass real mommas with real thoughts. www.newsymom.com.