All. The. Time. They call your name. No, not your given-at-birth-name. The title you'll forever hear ringing in your ears: Mom.
"Everyone in my house is always saying, mom, mom, mom, mom. So i just yell MOM right back. Hell, I want my momma too!" -- Real Mom
Moms are everything. Even magic. All a mom has to do is just open her mouth, and...
"Not to brag or anything, but I can ruin my teenager’s day just by saying 'Hi'."
-- Real Mom
Now, if said teen would just clean their room! #WheresMyMagicWandForThat
Yes, yes. Your child will be the perfect little angel. All the time...
"HAHAHA to all the soon-to-be-moms that say “my kid will never act like that”. That’s precious." -- Real Mom
School Picture Day. There's a lot going on there...
"Easy there, school picture packages. I don’t need curtains with my kids face on them." -- Real Mom
Nothing kills the mood more than a peppy porker...
"Peppa Pig is the best birth control EVER. " -- Real Mom
Swine means no love time...
Math. It shouldn't be this hard, difficult?
"How am I supposed to help with this math homework when I don’t even understand it myself?!" -- Real Mom
Moms, you do it all. No, really. You. Do. It. All.
"Yes, I absolutely LOVE cleaning up messes that I didn’t make. That’s exactly why I became a mom." -- Real Mom
Your kid said something completely wrong. What do you do?
"Does it make me a terrible mom if instead of correcting my child, my first instinct is to laugh when he says something inappropriate?!" -- Real Mom
Kids are just little grownups, so...
Cooking's fun. When you're learning as a kid. But when you're grown and have to cook for your own family...
“Whyyyy do they want dinner EVERY night?!” -- Real Mom
Laundry. It. Never. Ends.
“Does my laundry breed itself?!” -- Real Mom
And where in the af does that one sock disappear to!?!?