Just because you grow up doesn't mean you no longer have toys. Except momma's toys are a little... different.
"We were at the dinner table when my eight-year-old said: 'Mommy, you sure do have some funny looking toys in your nightstand drawer.' I calmly said: 'Honey, that's mommy's Buzz Lightyear--and you cant play with him!' Needless to say, 'buzz' has been relocated to a secure location!" -- Real Mom
Get a lock box for your "box" c*ck...
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