Sticks and stones may...
"My son walked in the house and loudly declared that he was in time out. Soon my other son walked in.... turns out his brother had thrown a stick at him in the tree. The stick lodged in his nose." -- Real Mom
This is good blackmail material when they get older...
Yeah. The spontaneous "confession/not a confession"...
"My daughter opened the window on the second floor and yelled at me (I am on the patio) "I did not... no I did not... powder the salt lamp." As you can guess she did powder the salt lamp." -- Real Mom
We understand wanting to get in front of something, but...
Yup. Your daughter is your reflection.
"My daughter is super sassy and I cringe when I hear me come out of her mouth. I have to keep saying "don't react, don't react"!" -- Real Mom
Remember. She's well-equipped to face the world's douchebags, because she's you...
Moms are good everything.
"I am potty training my daughter and when she poops in the potty she gets a treat. Well, I had just blown up the bathroom. My daughter walks in and says 'Mommy, you did good you should get a treat!' Best believe I did just that!"
-- Real Mom
All. The. Treats. #Boom... or is that #BM?
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