You know one thing moms give up when they become moms? This:
“If I am not eating cold food at dinner, Hell is freezing over... “ -- Real Mom
Some day, mom. Some day-- Hell will freeze over...
Add chauffeur/taxi driver to mom's long list of titles...
“I’m always running. When do you get your license??” -- Real Mom
Sweet 16 is sweet for many reasons...
All. The. Time. They call your name. No, not your given-at-birth-name. The title you'll forever hear ringing in your ears: Mom.
"Everyone in my house is always saying, mom, mom, mom, mom. So i just yell MOM right back. Hell, I want my momma too!" -- Real Mom