You little bundle of joy really is an angel...
(While looking at my sleeping child) “omg I love you so much I could die!"
-- Real Mom
Last you checked, you have a partner. Someone equally to share the load; equally in authority, right?
“Seriously! Your dad is RIGHT there!!” -- Real Mom
No, really. Go. Ask. Your. Dad.
Once you give birth to that little bundle of joy you will never have another moment to yourself...
“Can I PLEASE have 5 seconds to myself??” -- Real Mom
This is why moms drink wine while sitting on the toilet...