Art is subjective. What you think you see, someone else doesn't. Right?
"My daughter's teacher from Boys and Girls Club called us and said she drew something they were concerned about. When I asked my daughter what it was she shrugged and said a roller coaster. It was very clearly a penis!" -- Real Mom
True confession: we think the Amazon "smile" is really an Amazon "wang". Which would also bring a smile, no?
Some things from childhood stick with you forever...
"My son when he was little liked to run down the hall naked screaming 'wiener, wiener, wiener!' He is now 19 and I caught him doing this the other day!"
-- Real Mom
Maybe he'll one day drive the Wienermobile...
"Lippy" or "mouthy" is just a phase, right?
"I am not going to survive her attitude!" -- Real Mom
We're pretty sure she got that 'tude from her father, right? #BlameDad
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