It's a balancing act. Not just the parenting part, but the "gettin' nekkid" part. Like, "we hope the kids don't catch us"...
"I’ve never been actually CAUGHT, but my son did wake up very concerned one morning and said 'Mommy! You were having a bad dream last night! I heard you screaming!!” OOPS!!! ?-- Real Mom
So... you think parenting's a breeze? Oh, sure it is!
"Trying to stand in a hammock, balance a book on your head, and avoid spilling your wine... that's parenting." -- Real Mom
Ah, yes. That precious moment when your child learns where babies come from. Here's one mom's story:
"My son just came up two days ago screaming 'OMG DO BABIES COME OUT OF YOUR THING!?' I said, 'What!?' He said: 'It’s on that Nun show downstairs (while trying not to heeve) and there’s like blood and stuff she’s pushing really hard and I feel like I’m going to barf!?' I said: 'You need to go ask your dad...' ??♀️??♀️ (Note: my mother-in-law was babysitting and was watching a documentary on Netflix and left it on the TV when she left ?)" -- Real Mom
Just because you grow up doesn't mean you no longer have toys. Except momma's toys are a little... different.
"We were at the dinner table when my eight-year-old said: 'Mommy, you sure do have some funny looking toys in your nightstand drawer.' I calmly said: 'Honey, that's mommy's Buzz Lightyear--and you cant play with him!' Needless to say, 'buzz' has been relocated to a secure location!" -- Real Mom
Get a lock box for your "box" c*ck...
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