Ever wonder how you're able to "mom"?
"I can't believe that I have kept her alive this long!" -- Real Mom
It's because you're a rock star, momma. Rock. Star.
Mom-ing evolves over the years...
"I now say things like 'you have to wear underwear to school.'" --Real Mom
Wearing clothing is burdensome...
Kids are observant. They ask questions, quite frankly...
"My daughter asked 'Mommy, how do I pee out of my thumb like daddy?' The downside of one bathroom, and the beginning of taking turns." -- Real Mom
We have more questions now about dad and his "thumb", and... we won't be able to sleep tonight...
When your it'll-do-for-now explanation makes things more interesting...
"I was telling my son to get his hand out of his pants or "it" would fall off. He got quiet for a minute and runs into his sister's room and says... 'Hey, Sissy, I know why you don't have a pee pee anymore!'" -- Real Mom
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