There's nothing like the love you receive from your child. That brutal, honest, love...
"My son once told me, 'I like that you are so jiggly, but fat people can't be pretty.'" -- Real Mom
When they're quiet, something's up...
"My son was upstairs being quiet. When I went to investigate, he was in his new kitty's litter box, seated, in his footie pajamas treating it like a sandbox. Throwing the dirty litter out." -- Real Mom
Perhaps it was a bit of role playing... Ugh...
Those first few years with your kids are especially precious and memorable. For many reasons...
"I say to my son 'We really need to start working on learning your letters." (He is 3.) He says 'Yeah! That way I can learn how to spell butt crack!' Lord help me!" -- Real Mom
Thank goodness he only wants to spell "butt crack"... #victory
Kids will walk down the 'curious trail' without care...
"I find that I say things like. 'Don't lick the cat' and 'Pencils do not belong in belly buttons' more than I should." -- Real Mom
If the pencil fits, you must... oh, never mind...
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